A nice feel-happy poem?

Today is a new era.
On Tuesday, we failed miserably.
Monday was even worse.
But today is a new and improved Wednesday.
Oh, yeah, you’ve messed up once or twice.
Yet today you can forget all of that.
So go outside and enjoy!

I love duct tape rolls (song)

I saw them tapin’ up a pink cardboard box
And all of us agreed that yeah, duct tape rocks,

The tape was holdin’ strong,
And nothin’ could go wrong,
An' we could tell it wouldn't take long

Till they were done and, yeah I
Asked them to sing this song,
And they was with me, yeah me singin'

I love duct tape rolls,
So buy another roll for DI baby,
I love duct tape rolls,
So come an' take your time an' tape with me
OW…

When we were done me and them grabbed another,
I then told my team and a few hundred others,
They thought all the same,

And then we got duct tape,
(Which we thought it was great)

An' next we were movin' on
Three hundred three, you see

We had a giant crowd,
Who loved duct tape, you see

An' next we were movin' on
Right next to me, you see!

I love duct tape rolls,
So buy another roll for DI baby,
I love duct tape rolls,
So come an' take your time an' tape with me
OW…

We all wanted to stay,
And tape the day away,

So then, we were movin’ on
For more duct tape,

An we'll be movin' on
An' singin' that same old song
Yeah with me, singin'

I love duct tape rolls,
So buy another roll for DI baby,
I love duct tape rolls,
So come an' take your time an' tape with me
OW…
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