Walmart v.s. Target

Awhile ago during the school year I got in an argument with a random person about Walmart and Target. She vouched that Target was a better store. I vouched personally, for Walmart. So the rest of the year me and the random person saw if we could get the most people to think our store was the best.
Unfortunately, I lost miserably. She had more that 3/4 of the fifth grade for Target, and I could sit at a bench with the number of people I got for Walmart. Vencimiento! But alas, I am way to over competitive, so I've put a poll on the sidebar. Choose your store, or both for that number. Yes, I know it's summer, but I'm still determined to win. Go Walmart!

Stupid Signs

I have acquired some really awesome signs off Google (like that one on the right). Hope you enjoy!

The joke

Ed; a man with no arms and big steel-plated skull, (in witch he obtained from a car accident) was looking for a job.

Ed decided the best job for him was to work at a church. So when he saw a HELP WANTED sign posted on the front of a church door, he quickly ran in to apply.

He looked around the building, and saw a priest standing by the altar. "Priest, I would like to apply for the job!" Ed said. But the priest denied him. "Sorry," he said. "Ringing the bell every noontime on Sunday is the job."

Then Ed had an idea. "Why don't I ring the bell with my head?" He asked, pointing to his steel skull. I can ram into it and cause it to ring! So reluctantly, the priest gave him the job, and to their surprise, (the church members') Ed "rang" the bell with his head every noon on Sunday. Unfortunately, there also happened to be a banana peel on the bell tower floor where Ed could work, and one day he slipped and fell down the stairs and died. Shocked, people crowded close beside him and around him. One said, "Who is he?" and another: "I don't know, but his face sure does ring a bell."

The Daily What???

A nice feel-happy poem?

Today is a new era.
On Tuesday, we failed miserably.
Monday was even worse.
But today is a new and improved Wednesday.
Oh, yeah, you’ve messed up once or twice.
Yet today you can forget all of that.
So go outside and enjoy!

I love duct tape rolls (song)

I saw them tapin’ up a pink cardboard box
And all of us agreed that yeah, duct tape rocks,

The tape was holdin’ strong,
And nothin’ could go wrong,
An' we could tell it wouldn't take long

Till they were done and, yeah I
Asked them to sing this song,
And they was with me, yeah me singin'

I love duct tape rolls,
So buy another roll for DI baby,
I love duct tape rolls,
So come an' take your time an' tape with me
OW…

When we were done me and them grabbed another,
I then told my team and a few hundred others,
They thought all the same,

And then we got duct tape,
(Which we thought it was great)

An' next we were movin' on
Three hundred three, you see

We had a giant crowd,
Who loved duct tape, you see

An' next we were movin' on
Right next to me, you see!

I love duct tape rolls,
So buy another roll for DI baby,
I love duct tape rolls,
So come an' take your time an' tape with me
OW…

We all wanted to stay,
And tape the day away,

So then, we were movin’ on
For more duct tape,

An we'll be movin' on
An' singin' that same old song
Yeah with me, singin'

I love duct tape rolls,
So buy another roll for DI baby,
I love duct tape rolls,
So come an' take your time an' tape with me
OW…
x5

Awesome book!

I have recently been reading the Percy Jackson & the Olympians series by Rick Riordan (author of a 39 clues book) and I love it! If you're a big fan of Harry, you will love Percy. They're even making a movie of book 1: The Lightning Theif!